ENTHUSIASTIC/Poem lagi

ENTHUSIASTIC BOMBASTIC!!!

Yeah, setelah lama ga nulis, gw kembali dengan suatu cerita yang hot banget, yakniiiiii....

KEBAKARAN HUTAN!!!

Ehm, kaga lah, maksud gw, ENTHUSIASTIC!!!! YAAAA!!!!! YEAHHH!!!! OLRIGHT!!!!! YAAAAH!!! YEAHHH!!!!

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Kayaknya harus gw jelasin dulu apa itu enthusiastic..

Jadi, skul gw tercinta, mengadakan sebuah event, namanya ENTHUSIASTIC, isinya lomba2 bahasa inggris begitulaaahh...

Okay, langsung aja gw mulai, oiya, gw ikut lomba debat...

Day 1

Oke, hari ini tuh jumat, lomba dimulai abis solat jumat. Gw yang tadinya mau ngenet dan posting, gara2 loba ini jadi gabisa. Huffh, capeee... OOKE, jam satu kita semua dikumpulin di kelas X5, salah satu kelas SBI (yang ber ac gitu loooh, jadi ga panas... Dan bau badan gw juga ga kentara2 amat jadinya, hohoho.... Kalo enggak satu batalion ABRI juga pingsan) Dann, kita langsung diumumin tentang lawan, motion, ama housenya...

OKE, SAYA TAHU KALIAN BINGUNG, BAGI YANG BERNIAT MEMBACA, INILAH PERATURAN DARI DEBAT ENTHUSIASTIC (Asian Parliamentary Style)

Asian Parliamentary Styles Debate Rules (my version)

1.Both teams consists of 3 people

2.Firepowered weapons like guns, SMGs, and Machine Guns are recommended

3.Sharp weapons like knife are also recommended, but please NO USING FORK OR SPOON, IT'S IMPOLITE

4.Heavyarms weapons like grenade launcher is a MUST, otherwise, we did not guarantee if a member of your team died

5.If the opposition team members has ugly face, KILL THEM

6.If the opposition team has annoying tone of voice, KILL THEM, HARD

7.If the opposition team looked stupid, TORTURE THEM WITH ARITHMATICS, THEN KILL THEM

8.If the opposition team girls is good looking, SHE'S MINE, BACK OFF!!!!

9.If the opposition tem girls is not good looking, leave them, living is a torture for them

10. If the opposition tem girls is ugly, but thinks that shee is pretty, KILL THEM WITH A MIRROR

That's all, for the real rules, click here

Yup, intinya kita pertama lawan At-taqwa, dan kita menang dongdong! Hahaha, it's their first time, it's not their fault we slaughter them with 13.5 MARGIN!!!!! DAn komentar yg gw dapet dari juri tentang performa gw ini...

"Kamu ngomong terlalu cepet"

WTF, BAHKAN DENGAN SPEED SEGITU MATERI GW BELOM SELESE!!! Ok, kira-kira gw ngomongnya kaya gini kali...

Ini yang harusnya gw omongin...

"You say that wildlife for animal suck??!!! Look at my dictionary here..."

Dan gw kedengeran seperti...

"You...wild....animal suck....my...D***!!!"

OKAY, ITU CUMA ILUSTRASI DAN ENGGAK TERJADI!!!

Dan kita pun lolos preliminary dengan sukses...


Day 2

Yah, lawan kita sekarang adalah dw, cuma satu hal yang pantas diketawain disini..

Oke, jadi gw ngomong gini:

"So the population growth is 2%, that means if you have a nation with 100 citizens, each year, there will be only 2 child born!"

Dan ketika giliran orang yang habis gw, dia bilang gini..

"So, you said before that we should make it only 2 kids in one family, right?"

YA ENGGAK LAH!!! TU ORANG KACO AMAT DEH!!! GW JAWAB AJA :

"No i didn't" Padahal gw lagi gaboleh ngomong. Terus dy kaget gitu lah.. Dengan muka cablak, dia bales:

"Yes you did!"

"No i didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No i didn't!"

Dan akhirnya dia ngalah, huahahahah!!!

FINAL

Oke, jadi kita masuk final, dan, KITA MENAANG!!!!!

Yeay!!!

Setelah mendengar desas desus hadiah senilain 6ratusrebu, gw ambil tuh amplop, gw buka, dan...

"HAH!!! 200REBU!!!!???? WADEFAK!!!"

Ternyata 600rebu itu adalah voucher belajar di EF sebagai sponsor.

Sialan, tau gitu gw gaikut deh. Hahahah...
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Silence


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You know...

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Hey, do you...?,

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It is awkward, this long and quiet silence

It is uncomfortable, this long and quiet silence

But why in the world did it exists?


Is it a form of your protests, a protests against my existence?

Is it a punishment for my doings, that does not hurt you at all?

Is it a way, to communicate your hatred against me?

Cause i don't know, for i am lost in this silent silence


This silence means nothing, for i am raised by the silence

This silence means nothing, for i am the true face of silence

This silence means nothing, cause i just don't really care

This silence is not really silence, compared to all of the silence that i am in

It is a big world

And this silence is not the only thing that matters


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By the way, ...

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Anyway, ...

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Yes, in this awkwardness and uncomfort, i am still standing still

Static, and not dynamic

I can't say that i am not moving though, for there is no thing such as absolute non-movement

But here i am, standing by your silence

Waiting for the silence to end, waiting to be able to talk again

Because in spite of how much this silence means nothing for me

I just don't like to be silenced

~25 March, 2009-21.14~

Regards,

H-FiZ

10 Responses
  1. malesishere Says:

    swt
    rule macam apaan tuh?!
    haha

    swt, u kaga nge-spare dikit pun buat SMANLI, ya?
    seenggaknya sebutin lah, team yang u slaughter di Final
    hehe >;D

    btw, At-Taqwa bukan cuma 1st time, tapi juga mereka baru daftar H-2, jadinya kurang ada waktu buat case build masal


    buat puisinya, hmm,
    kayaknya u gi kesel dalem hati, ya, fizh?
    didiemin aja
    sabar, ya, cuy~ :)


  2. renspandy Says:

    gak heran deh km bisa menang..
    jago banget deh english...

    haha.. bahaya juga ngomong cepet gitu..
    hihi..

    hayooo... hadiahnya dibagi-bagi gih~
    XP


  3. agito-chan Says:

    wah... tag kusangka ag berteman dg orang canggih nan pinter debat!!!


    horrreee!!!!

    pinter bgd english loe..!!!


  4. H-FiZ Says:

    @male
    FINAL ITU SANGAT TIDAK BERKESAN
    Buat puisinya, gw didiemin sama orang ceritanya mah...

    @mond
    HADIAHNYA BUAT MAKAN BARENG AJA GA CUKUP!!!

    @ag
    Huahahah, iya dong!!! :P


  5. didiemin icchan ?

    jih ! itu mah bukan diem . tapi di sewot in !

    gw yg didiemin mah !


  6. H-FiZ Says:

    @fadel
    Bukan si icchan, ini diinspirasi orang yang gada hubungannya secara gasengaja...


  7. agito-chan Says:

    H-fiz,,, loe narsis!!

    oh iya,, dpt award dari ag,,, cepetan ambil, otreee!!!!



  8. H-FiZ Says:

    @ag
    Jiah, gw lagi males nulis..

    @scha
    APA LU DINDA LAURAAA


  9. malesishere Says:

    @hafizh
    iya, wa tau u gi didiemin
    moga-mogaan kaga terus-terusan, ya, fizh :)